your-grand-mah:

this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr

roberteugenebradley: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you. Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

percabeth-winchester:

tardismyoldgirl:

colinostahpit:

adrianestpierre:

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

^ this

he could be the French Romney…..

THE FRENCH ROMNEY

firstworlddisneyproblems:

oh. my. god.

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.

theatomicboom:

DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT

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falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence

before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

askinnyblackman:

jesuisterrifiant:

chuckle-voodoos:

aranyeha:

there should be feelings hookers

like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be

that’s a therapist

that’s the thing you just described

feelings hookers

it is official

the new name for therapists is “feelings hookers”

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

iwannabeastarshipklainer:

Draco: “What happened to his face?”

Me before: “Aww look he didn’t turn him in!”

Me now: “AHH HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIS WELL BEING ALSDJF I CANT I SIMPLY CANNOT I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN THEY ARE SO IN LOVE OMFG HOLD ME”

beautiful-destination:

wordsurfingwizard:

Learning to, ultimately, no matter what fire you portray, be yourself in such a fiercely adamant way that you begin to lose the doubts you had in your ability to contribute to the world, lose the fear you had every time you were faced with the option of stepping over the line, lose the helplessness you felt whenever the slightest thing in your life went wrong.

Flawless explanation.

howdoiputthisgently:

I THINK I’M GONNA BE LIKE:

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BUT I’M REALLY LIKE:

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